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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: For every single homeless person in the US there are around twenty vacant houses. ONE-LINERS: My doctor told me I should probably take something for my kleptomania problem. My friend got a job as a harpist in the orchestra. She had to pull a few strings. I recently wrote a book about poltergeists. It's flying off the shelves. I used to procrastinate all the time, but now that's the last thing I do. I have been called annoying not once, not twice, not three times, not even 4 or 5 or 6 times. Not 7 times. Not 8 times. Not 9, 10 or 11 times... Not 12 times nor 13 times but at least 14 times!