it's
Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: Up until the 1850s there was no "left" and "right" shoe. Both were identical. ONE-LINERS: I told my doctor I could only hear buzzing. He said don't worry, it's just a bug going around. My son's teacher thinks my son has a low IQ based on his homework. Boy, is she wrong! I did his homework. I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..." I asked "Are you single?" She replied "No, I'm a dentist." Does anyone know if Hawaii allows for very loud laughing, or is it just a low ha? Someone born in '33 was 45 in '78. That has to be some kind of record.