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Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. Maryland 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked W: 56-7 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota NE and ND unranked W: 34-7 9/26 4 pm Michigan State NE and MI unranked W: 31-13 10/3 3 pm Maryland NE and MD (2-2) unranked 10/10 11 am Indiana IN (4-0) 6th (5th last week) 10/17 TBA Oregon OR (2-2) 15th (20th last week) 10/31 TBA Washington WA (3-1) unranked this week 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois IL (2-2) unranked this week 11/14 TBA Rutgers Rt (1-3) unranked this week 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH (3-1) 5th (7th last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA (4-0) 14th (17th last week)

AMAZING FACT: The planet Neptune experiences all four seasons--spring, summer, fall, and winter--just like earth. But each season lasts about forty years. ONE-LINERS: Compasses are easy to use because they come with directions. What did the hiring manager at the dog art company say about the candidate who sketches crossbred dogs? The labradoodle doodle dude'll do. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. Pavlov was sitting at a bar having a beer when his phone rang. "Oh no!" he said. "I forgot to feed the dogs!" St. Peter is up in Heaven and walking down the hallway when he passes God's office, only to find God burying his head in his hands. "What's wrong?" St. Peter asks, "You look really upset." "I am really upset," God says, "I'm in love with an atheist and she doesn't even know I exist."