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AMAZING FACT: At the Beatles' last stadium concert at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, there were 7,000 unsold tickets and the promoter lost money. They played for just 33 minutes. ONE-LINERS: A man lost three fingers in a work accident. He asked the doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?" Doctor said, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it." I went to the doctor. He said he needed to run some tests on me. He came back into the room, looking very concerned, and told me that the tests showed that my DNA is backwards. I said "and...??" Did you know that 97 per cent of the world is stupid? Luckily, I'm in the other 8 per cent. I replaced our bed with a king-sized trampoline. When my wife finds out, she is going to hit the ceiling. I recently went on a date with a woman who kept making fun of my color blindness. It was a huge grey flag.