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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: In complete darkness, the human eye can detect a single candle flame from 14 miles away. ONE-LINERS: My farmer friend had 37 cows escape and asked me to help round them up. I said, "40." I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you..." I could always go back to work at the helium factory, they still speak very highly of me. I can't believe someone stole my limbo stick. I mean... how low can you go. My autobiography has yet to sell a single copy. That's the story of my life.