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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: It's not only pennies that have been discontinued. The U.S. Mint is also no longer printing $500, $1000, $5000, and $10,000 bills. ONE-LINERS: My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink and no one listened. He kept warning them until they got sick of it and kicked him out of the theater. I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not so sure. Guess who I bumped into on the way to the optician? Everybody! I should start a pessimists club. Aw, on second thought, that would never work. Every time I put the car in reverse I think, "Boy, this really takes me back."