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Face-Palm Friday!

Nebraska vs. Michigan State 9/5 11 am Ohio NE and OH unranked W: 49-21 9/12 6 pm Bowling Green NE and BG unranked W: 56-7 9/19 6:15 pm North Dakota NE and ND unranked W: 34-7 9/26 4 pm Michigan State NE and MI (2-1) unranked 10/3 3 pm Maryland MD (2-1) unranked this week 10/10 TBA Indiana IN (3-0) 5th (4th last week) 10/17 TBA Oregon OR (2-1) 20th (21st last week) 10/31 TBA Washington WA (3-0) unranked this week 11/6 7 pm FRI Illinois IL (2-1) unranked this week 11/14 TBA Rutgers Rt (0-3) unranked this week 11/21 TBA Ohio State OH (2-1) 7th (6th last week) 11/27 11 am FRI Iowa IA (3-0) 17th (18th last week)

AMAZING FACT: Trees outnumber stars. There are over 3 trillion trees on Earth, but only 100 to 400 billion stars in the Milky Way galaxy. ONE-LINERS: I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me. When my doctor told me he could fix my bad posture with a special insole I didn't believe it. But I stand corrected. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. I asked my North Korean friend how it was over there. He said he couldn't complain. I have an L shaped couch... Lower case.