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AMAZING FACT: Americans eat roughly 150 million hot dogs on July 4. ONE-LINERS: When I was a kid, I could walk into a store with a dollar and walk out with 4 candy bars. Now they have cameras everywhere. I got fired from my job as an archaeologist. My career is in ruins. My friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave. The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for it, until she put tu and tu together. My wife thinks it's weird that I stare through the window during a heavy rainstorm. It would be a lot less weird if she would just let me in.