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AMAZING FACT: Even before the current heatwave, more Europeans die every year from heat-related causes than Americans die from gun violence. ONE-LINERS: Have you met the woman who runs the battery kiosk in the park? She sells C cells by the seesaw. Receptionist: "Doctor, there is a patient here who thinks he's invisible." Psychologist: "Tell him I can't see him right now." I have to admit I got pretty hammered last night, and I took a bus home. That might not be a big deal to you, but I had never driven one. I was wearing noise-canceling headphones the other day and I heard a guy behind me whisper, "I don't think those things work." To anyone who lost a roll of $100 bills in a rubber band: I found the rubber band.