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AMAZING FACT: The word "slang" is itself slang. It's short for "street language." ONE-LINERS: 40 years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most gorgeous woman I know to marry me. All three said no. American kids use the elevator, whereas British kids use a lift. I guess they are just raised differently. It's never too late to start getting fit, and that's why I'm waiting until later. Scientists got so bored of watching the earth spin that after 24 hours they called it a day. A truck carrying a load of Vick's VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there wasn't any congestion for hours.