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Face-Palm Friday!
Thanksgiving Edition

Nebraska vs. Penn State 8/28 8 pm Cincinnati NE and Cinc unranked W: 20-17 9/6 7:30 pm Akron NE and Akron unranked W: 68-0 9/13 11 am Houston CU NE and HCU unranked W: 59-7 9/20 2:30 pm Michigan NE unranked, MI 21st L: 27-30 10/4 3 pm Michigan State NE and MIS unranked W: 38-27 10/11 2:30 pm Maryland NE and MD unranked W: 34-31 10/17 7 pm FRI Minnesota NE 25th, MN unranked L: 6-24 10/25 11 am Northwestern NE and NW unranked W: 28-21 11/1 6:30 pm USC NE unranked, USC 23rd L: 17-21 11/8 8 pm UCLA NE and UCLA unranked W: 28-21 11/22 6 pm Penn State NE and Penn unranked 11/28 11 am Iowa IA unranked this week home games in red rankings from AP Top 25

AMAZING FACT: In 1926, a Mississippi resident sent a live raccoon (then a common delicacy in the South) to President Calvin Coolidge to eat for Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, Coolidge made it a family pet and named it Rebecca. ONE-LINERS: I heard memory foam pillows were on sale for Black Friday but I can't remember where. Why was E the only letter of the alphabet to get presents from Santa? Because all of the other letters were not E. So I was out Christmas shopping at the local garden center, and I tripped over a hose and fell into an aloe vera plant. It really hurt, but healed quickly. Every time Good King Wenceslas orders a pizza, he gets it the same way: Deep-pan, crisp and even. I was Christmas shopping in a toy store and asked the assistant, "Where are the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures?" He said, "Aisle B, back."