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AMAZING FACT: Google uses a herd of goats, not lawnmowers, to maintain grass and weeds around their headquarters. ONE-LINERS: I accidentally sprayed Axe body spray into my mouth. Now I speak with an Axe scent. INTERVIEWER: The starting pay is $40,000. Later it can go up to $80,000. ME: Okay, I'll start later. I was looking to buy a new car the other day and I asked "Cargo space?" The dealer replied "Car no do that. Car go road." My landlord sent me a text saying we need to talk about how high my air-conditioning bill is. I responded, Come by any time, my door is always open. While bench-pressing today, I made a dumb mistake. I didn't have a spotter and my barbell slipped out of my hands. I just had to get that off my chest.