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Face-Palm Friday!

AMAZING FACT: All people with blue eyes share a common ancestor who lived between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago. Before then, every human had brown eyes.ONE-LINERS, anyone? Did you hear about my new dog? I got him from a blacksmith. The moment I took him home, he made a bolt for the door. My wife bet me that I wouldn't dare name our daughter something stupid. So I decided to call her Bluff. An invisible man married an invisible woman. I don't know what they saw in each other. Plus, their kids were nothing to look at either. Have you heard of the new sport called "quiet tennis"? It's like normal tennis but without the racket. As an American, I'm tired of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.