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AMAZING FACT: Obama is the only U.S. President so far to serve under the same version of the flag he was born under. ONE-LINERS, anyone? If you need help building an ark, I Noah guy. "May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live" is an Irish toast. "Bread, cinnamon, eggs, and maple syrup" is a French toast. I was alone in the bath. Imagine my surprise when I felt a tap on my shoulder! I'm pretty sure my girlfriend is a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. These jokes are like an Elton John song. It's a little bit funny, but then again, no....